Posts Tagged ‘fleece’

Love Glove Love…

January 18, 2009

Last night my good friend Sebastian fumbled around in his man purse for his money (having had his wallet stolen from him while passed out in a roofie induced stupor on the train).  As he placed the contents of his bag on the table in the bar, strewn about with his money and receipts was his abundance of condoms.  As an attractive gay man, one can never be too prepared.

But it was just so unseemly for such a well-mannered young man.  When I got home, I knew what I had to do.

And here it is.  A custom made, hand embroidered, one of a kind condom pouch.

It’s fleece, for his pleasure.

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So there is a little schmutz on the front there inside the embroidered heart, but that is just a little scrap of the inside fabric.  I’m too lazy to take more pictures.

And here is the inside:

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For all of you not familiar with the phrase “Oh haay!”, just picture a sassy drag queen’s reaction to the punchline of your latest anecdote of sexual conquest.  Haay girl! *snap*

I didn’t have any supplies for making any kind of closure, so I figure he can just load the pouch up and tuck in the flap.

There you go.  My lastest project.

Auditions…

January 15, 2009

Okay, so theater is a craft… in a way.

Anyway, we just had auditions at the high school for our spring musical. A ton of new kiddos showed up which made us very excited. I can’t wait until tomorrow at call backs because I get a better chance to hear everyone sing one on one instead of terrified in front of a class of high schoolers…

So, the crafting is on hold for the moment. However, a project is currently in the works on my kitchen table. I’ll give you a hint: It involves a bunch of green fleece and is going to be so cute you could just vomit…